I was browser window shopping today and I found am app trying to sell me this cute camera. I like how the pic is all grainy, I know I will be able to take an artsy pic with that camera. Don’t need the camera to look all shiny and new–just need it to take romantic [...]
Sometimes I feel like I am drowning. I’m asleep somewhere, but it is an unfamiliar place–it is not my bed. My underwear and the underwear of other women surround me. I am screaming for help, for my life, but there is no answer—just a FLASH of light and a slow stream of water/vodka/diamonds/urine cutting my [...]
I have two pleasures in this world you guys. One is food. The other is sex. They both make me feel sooo good inside. Sometimes I feel guilty after both, but I just can’t stop. Found out about this couple somewhere and got really jealous.
It makes me feel sad that I never had a BF [...]
Remember when the Spice Girls were considered feminists?
I do. GIRL POWER YALL. They really inspired me to go out as a tween and not be afraid to wear platform boots, tube tops and mini skirts. I felt like a really sexy pre pubescent lady. I felt like I could conquer the world.
The Spice Girls were [...]
hey everyone. so decided to jump on the BLOG/FACEBOOK/WHATEV bandwagon and just like share 25 things about me! this blog IS new and all so it would be good for yall to learn the most intimate and awkward moments that have made me, MEEEEE (and hopefully one day a meme)
1. i have like two HUGE [...]
all ive ever wanted is to feel BOOTYFUL. i thought if i felt BOOTYFUL then i would have lots of bffs and bfs and like TONS of gfs and i wouldnt feel so alone like i do, right now. i use 2 want ppl to luv me via my butt. i did not want to [...]
to me
because i really feel like i need a way to LET IT ALL OUT. i feel like i have so much to say, share and show the world. i just want to GIVE.