hey everyone. so decided to jump on the BLOG/FACEBOOK/WHATEV bandwagon and just like share 25 things about me! this blog IS new and all so it would be good for yall to learn the most intimate and awkward moments that have made me, MEEEEE (and hopefully one day a meme)
1. i have like two HUGE zits on my forehead that will like NEVER go away. im getting them surgically removed in may.
2. my dad gave me a $500 allowance every month i was in college
3. i can eat myself out…no like seriously
4. ive given head to 36 guys but only had sex with 3
5. in 11th grade i was the lead in our school’s production of OUR TOWN
6. i once had sex in a bathroom stall–you can see it on the cobrasnake circa 2006
7. i am a recovering anorexic/bulimic/agoraphobic/alcoholic/pedophile/high school musical lover
8. WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE FAMOUS. I WANT TO BE A STAR. I WANT TO BE IN MOVIES.
9. i’m getting my PhD in Creative Visual Studies and Applications of Public Spaces
10. i am a former raver/grunge rocker/indie lover/lillith fair lezzy
11. my dad divorced my mom for my highschool bffaeaeaea
12. on average i use my vibrator about 20 times a week, but not always to pleasure myself
13. ive only had anal sex once and i was really young and impressionable and loved him like alot and i was catholic anyways so it wasnt even sex and jesus like never saw it. im tot still a virgin
14. in highschool i was voted most likely to die from overdose….in college it ALMOST came true
15. i dated tay zonday before he was a meme/microfamer
16. i hate to be naked/stare at my body so i dont even shower naked. i take one pants leg off at a time so i can at least keep the other one on. this allows me not to vomit while i clean my body. i also try to lay wash rags over one breast at a time so am not reminded of my hideousness
17. i started this blog so that i could get lots of advertisers and critical acclaim and make loads of money and never have to worry about ACTUALLY working again.
18. my dream is to marry a rich…(well not ibanker anymore) software/web/merging technologies developer (a la the fat steve jobs, skinny steve is grrooosss) and to bear all of his children so i can stay home and relieve my childhood by jazzercizing and baking cookies.
19. my first lesbian experience was in college with my tennis coach who after a long set grabbed my tits and then ran away. i was only mildly turned on.
20. im feeling guilty for not including pictures/videos/links in this post but i feel like it would ruin the FLOW/REALITY of these 25 things
21. when i was 10 my mom sent me to fat camp so i could be hot, but i just hadnt hit puberty yet. hated my fat boobs. still hate them. still on liquid diet.
22. in middle school i went to a NKOTB concert and threw my bra at jordan mcknight
23. THIS BLOG IS REAL. ITS THE REALEST THING IVE EVER DONE. jk its a total lie
24. on the first season of the pickup artist, i was one of those girls in the club the dorks try to hit on. i had no idea there were cameras and everything that happened was REAL. i was given lots of IOIs and HPVs STDs etc
25. i currently dont have any girlfriends who DONT have HPV. GET THE VACCINE YALL!!!!