Monthly Archives: March 2009

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS. I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME. I WANT TO FEEL WHAT LOVE IS. I KNOW YOU CAN SHOW ME.

I used to watch a lot of THINSPIRATION vids whenever I felt fat or just not skinny enough. Sometimes they made me feel bad about my body. Sometimes they made me want to change my diet. Sometimes they made me feel really good about my curves and thankful I had breastses and a “booty” and [...]

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FOUND SECRET SOLICITATION POEMS

I just finished watching Dr. Phil today about THE DARK SIDE OF THE INTERNET. It was about everyday girls that find themselves prostituting themselves on craigslist, cause its like sooo easy to do it there.
The INTERNET can be a dark and scary place. It can be a place of sexual predators, neo nazis and terrorists [...]

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PEREZ HILTON MAKES ME HORNY

 
AN ODE TO PEREZ HILTON
Perez (Mario),
when i see you, i get kind of horny.
i kno ur gay, but it doesn’t stop me from fantasizing about u.
ur so powerful. celebs at ur mercy.
when i see ur picture  i take off my top.
i asked this jesus guy to FEEL ME (he represents u as a christ figure [...]

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luvz when advertisers make high art references. and it’s like, I GET IT.

I get really excited when I feel like mainstream or slightly alternative companies are tapping into my core knowledge and love for high culture and fine art. It’s like they’re PAYING ATTENTION and finally realizing who they’re main audience is (me). It’s like a silly inside joke that only WE get (me and the advertisers). [...]

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THE GOAL OF THIS BLOG IS TO GET ME INTO A SMARTCAR SCAVENGER HUNT

I admire people who have managed to sleep/fuck/take photos/get PHOTO’ED enough to be able to make a living off of just that. It means you are a person who deserves to be watched, you’re someone who I find interesting. Found this via NYLON. I am glad at least this mag has money to give to [...]

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LUV 2 POO 4 U

You found me outside the potty/party. Maybe you thought I was sexy. Maybe you thought I was COOL.

I went into the potty with you. I don’t know why. Maybe because you had a camera. Maybe because you told me I was SEXY and COOL.
At first, I was a bit lost. It was smelly but I [...]

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WHO AM I?

I enjoy being young and single. But sometimes I wonder–why don’t I have a boyfriend? Is it me? Is it guys? I’m not sure. 
I’m thankful for this new show that will tell me what it is I am doing wrong and how to finally land that man of my dreams.
 
I think the casting producer did [...]

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PORN, ART OR CYBER DEBRIS?

I TROLL youtube a lot.  I love to watch videos of people I don’t know trying to get attention or reaching out for help/guidance/money. I see a lot of dance videos. I see a lot of lip syncing videos. It is rare that I see a video like this that transcends its genre of youngster/fat/crazy [...]

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THIS IS MY LIFE

I saw this on Perez and it scared me. I think it is easy for people just to see a mass of people here and not see the individual. It is easy for us to look at these pixelated blobs and say, wow how crazy. Or, stupid chicks. Or OMG, can’t believe how effed up [...]

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I WANT TO GROW UP TO BE A MUMMY

 
 
 
When I grow up, I want to be a MUMMY. Before the Feminist movement, it was just assumed that all girls would grow up to be moms. In the 70s and 80s, women weren’t allowed to JUST WANT TO BE MOMS anymore. When we said what we wanted to be, we had to say like, doctor, [...]

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