I was looking for some artsy photo prints to decorate my apartment via Nylon’s SHOP HERE FOR COOL SHIT section and I found this pic and it made me really horny. I imagine this girl is me. I’ve fallen into a huge vat of gumballs and they’re tickling my crotch with colorful anticipation of a sticky FUCK. They flow between my legs as I roll around and I start to get nervous that I may never be able to leave this sweet sweet candy land.
But these small balls wont do it for me. I need something bigger.
I love to have this big ball in between my legs. It makes me feel POWERFUL—like a man. I hug my big ball because I never want it to leave. I always want it to stay close to me–to remind me of what I lack. Pretty sure I’m still sexy tho
But I know the balls can’t stay in me forever.
Goodbye balls. I’ve got to let you go. I’m releasing you from my womb. You were my baby, my lover, my sex. You were nice/sexy/fun while you lasted. Try not to kill any baby birds on your way up.
ill always remember u/be horny for u