So like, I am totally boy crazy right? And yet–def do not show enough HOT GUYS on this blog. Don’t want you guys to think I’m a lezzy….or a MAN HATER.
But when it comes to guys, I have pretty UNIQUE tastes. I hate assholes, douchebags and anyone everyone else likes. Sometimes I go for an ugly dude who is just really sweet and nice inside. Usually he is sweet and nice because he is ugly. But I am really good at seeing THE SOUL INSIDE.
Good looking guys are usually jerks and don’t have artistic souls. I want a guy who loves me AND is a TRUE ARTIST. Not a pretender. Here are some guys I would def give head to who probably most girls would totally ignore. STAY BACK THEYRE MINNNEEE
That dude from hot chip
i could eat u
He’s the only dude with balls enough to look at the camera. Everyone else thinks they are just like WAY TOO COOL to look at the camera. Love the hot chip dude because he has a unique sense of style that is part trashy, part hipster, part Kip from Napolean Dynamite. He also has the voice of the angel and makes me wanna dance.
Michael WHAT THE BUCK dude
givemeafuck
Ok so I KNOW HE’S GAY. But he is still really cute and really funny. He is wild and crazy with enough self awareness to make him like tot awesome. He is kind of like ur gay bffaeaeae who you always wish would secretly turn straight so you could fuck and feel actually loved and not just like friend loved by a guy you really care about.
That guy from all those crappy movies about pathetic dudes
This one is a joke. GROSSSSSSS. still pathetic, sorry.
Chris Brown
gonnabeatubad
I know he did all that crazy stuff to Rihanna and all but like seriously, how can you hate the guy? He’s still totally cute and I love listening to his songs on the radio ON MY WAY TO THE CLUB. Pretty sure I can forgive him. And really, who doesn’t like being roughed around a bit?
Guy from THE KNIFE
going to get u with this
Some of my best college memories are dancing to HEARTBEATS at 3am with my closest guy and girly friends. It was wacky, it was beautiful, it meant everything to us. That said, his phallic masks always get me off in a Clockwork Orange kind of way? Want to raped by his nose.
JOSH “TINY TOOL” ACADEMY
i believe in ur tool
I really like a guy who can REFORM and show me he is not BAD, he was just tortured and now he is a GOOD SOUL. I know he’s not a TRUE ARTIST, like the guys above, but I like any guy that will stand by the name TINY TOOL. It probably means he’s confident in his HUGE DICK, to not care that everyone is calling his TOOL, tiny.
The Evolution of Dance dude
I know he looks kind of dorky guys, but he is a TRUE ARTIST. Besides being famous for dancing on YT he started VIMEO. I think. That’s pretty artsy and amazing. Can’t believe he dated Julia Allison GAH. She is so lame. He’s probably loaded too.
Carles= HRO
who am i really?
Ok so I know that we don’t know what he looks like but it is really what it is on the inside that counts–remember. Carles is the TRUEST ARTIST. Sometimes when I listen to his podcasts/radio show I fantasize about his voice, depressingly drawing me towards him. We could have a good cry and then a good depressing fuck. He could teach me about like, music and I could teach him about REAL ART. I could interview him for my thesis. I think we’d have a really good time.