I think a lot about footwear.
When I was a hostess at Macaroni Grill circa 2000 one of the senior servers told me to only sit people at his section who were wearing NICE SHOES. That comment made a lasting impression on me. He told me that you could tell a person by their shoes.
I think that’s really true. Especially for women. Let’s take a look at some shoes and what they make me think of.
cos i just dont feel like living anymore
When I see a woman wearing Crocs, I usually think she has given up on life. Not only do they look PRETTY SILLY but it also means she is just ONE OF THE CROWD.
perez was here too
Designer white high top sneakers. Usually (hopefully) worn by women under 30. Trying to be COOL, like ONE OF THE BOYS and show she has a comfy edge/does not need to look sexy/only needs to wear cool sneakers.
Boatshoes/topsiders/loafers. This woman sails. Or wishes she sailed. Or wants to appear as though she sails.
plz dont hate me
There is a lot of hate out there for Uggs. Let’s not hate on the college girl who needs her Uggs. She just has to get to class. I really feel for her.
not enuf support 4 u
We all want to stay young and feel young forever. These help. We all also want to feel like prima ballerinas. These help.
lost in 2001
This woman is nostalgic for a better time. When we didn’t have to make so many choices. Where all we had to do was find the grey new balance sneaker and we were IN. We didn’t have to choose a wacky color. This was it. We could run in these. We could drink beer in these (as long as we had hot jeans and sexy lace cami too). This girl will also wear flip flops year round.
I hope you all enjoyed my FASHION SHOE COVERAGE. I don’t want to be a “fashion blog” but sometimes I feel like I have to cater to women’s tastes/desires/why we hate ourselves. I don’t want to stereotype us, but let’s face it, we let ourselves fall into these things. We should really try to differentiate ourselves more.