oo ya
AN ODE TO PEREZ HILTON
Perez (Mario),
when i see you, i get kind of horny.
i kno ur gay, but it doesn’t stop me from fantasizing about u.
ur so powerful. celebs at ur mercy.
when i see ur picture i take off my top.
i asked this jesus guy to FEEL ME (he represents u as a christ figure in the blogosphere)
but i wish it was you.
i wish ud feel me. and scribble pixeled jizz on my face.
i wish ud blog about me. and make me out to be a whore/tramp/saint
i want u to pretend u KNO ME, just like i feel like i kno u
perezmario–im wondering if u have a real life. one u can call ur own. without ur blog.
does it involve me?
will we have to wake up at 6am every morning to get the latest celeb news?
will we have to stay up partying all nite with the celebs we hate?
i will come with u when u dye ur hair again.
ill be there when sluttyienna/avril spits in ur face.
we’ll have a 3some with zaquisha and rpatz
we can promote new musical artists.
ill help you shed those last 20 pounds (u look great lately btw, fuck the haters who call u a fat slob)
i do it for you.
i will p nasty.
i will
<3 barby