I just finished watching Dr. Phil today about THE DARK SIDE OF THE INTERNET. It was about everyday girls that find themselves prostituting themselves on craigslist, cause its like sooo easy to do it there.
The INTERNET can be a dark and scary place. It can be a place of sexual predators, neo nazis and terrorists and hackers. But even in this darkness, there is light. Here are a few of some found “illustrated poems” I found while searching the erotic ads on craigslist. (I think it is much easier to show found poems than try to write your own because then you’re not accountable for when they suck).
Found poem #1
The psuedo rhyming sweetcheeks
Why settle for less?
You deserve the best.
Treat yourself to a Top Notch Beautiful Snowbunny!
Who provides top quality companionship.
I’m classy, sweet, and always discrete!!
Available all night and day! Available Now!
So stop wasting time and call me now !!!
snowbutty
Found poem #2–short and to the point
Your best friend’s crazy mom pre/post/during rehab
CAN I LET ? MMMMMMMMMMMM
Found poem #3
hot glamour portrait lady of the 80s trying to reclaim youth via getting paid for sexual encounters OR a 50 year old dude who thought these pics would draw straight men to him.
Hello Gentlemen,
Ready to take a journey of sensual delights? Then I’m your girl! I am an upbeat, friendly, no-attitude type of woman. Isn’t that refreshing?
I am a registered, private duty nurse, who is also skilled in offering a Tantric massage. I specialize in ‘the sacred spot’, that ’she’ won’t touch!
My home is clean, with parking, a shower for you, and lots of hugs from a woman who knows how to ‘treat you like a king!’
Found poem #4
THE REAL DEAL/deep metaphorical poem. This woman is so excited to fuck u she can barely contain her horniness via her type. She also references deeper meanings (”John”, Alice in Wonderland) to stir your mind.
I am an upscale woman who enjoys pamper men who respect me and pamper me too.
NO SPECIALS PLEASE……You know what is fair and I will give you the world…g…f…e..
I am in the 2 range…
so if you are in my range call me…..
Time for a good change…
Life is good…
Please be an employed individual or a trust fund gent who doesn’t cry over everything going on….
I WILL TOUCH YOU IN ALL THOSE PLACE W
HERE YOU NEED IT…
I AM REALLY…REALLY….GOOD……..
AND YOU ARE NOT TREATED LIKE A “JOHN” THOSE GIRLS/WOMAN ARE AWFUL…”HEY BABY OR HI FELLAS”
give me a break……..!!!!!!
YOU CANNOT REALLY GO FOR THAT!!! anyway I am a real ALICE IN WONDERLAND…..
don’t figure me out because you can’t…
And that is what make me ALPHA beautiful……NIPPLES!
love you,
GWB,
ANN….
p.s. I am a beautiful woman………so if you like woman and not little girls like your daughters then call me!
not like ur daughter