Monthly Archives: April 2009

I DON’T HAVE A LOT OF MONEY BUT WE’LL BE FINE

When I decided to get my PhD in something completely useless and silly I had to accept that I would never make a lot of money like my parents. I would find contentment living a modest life in a random place and having the freedom to do what I love.
This music video by Little Boots [...]

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I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE

My life is a performance. I am performing my role as a woman/girl/lady/person with a vagina every day. Sometimes I get confused though as to what kind of role am I supposed to be playing. Should I be cute today? Maybe I should be sexy instead. Should I play dumb or try and be a [...]

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WHAT I GET OFF TO

This man in this bubble bath has the power to make me famous. He has the power to make me feel beautiful. I masturbate to him. I masturbate to the thought of seducing him with my amazingness and being his everything. I want to be special to him. I want to be his best PHOTO [...]

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I DO NOT HOOK UP

Kelly Clarkson is me. She is kinda ugly but not too bad looking when she gets dressed up/makes up her face/gets photoshopped. She is not thin  but not really chubs…just kind of normal. She sings about real problems and feelings that I have. Like, whatever happened to miss independent? It’s like, sometimes we feel we [...]

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I TWEET WITH MY TITS

I’m a strong, independent, busy woman. Sometimes multitasking gets SOO rough that I wish I just had two more hands. I am really fortunate that I am skilled enough to use my tits as that second pair. Now information can be disseminated to my friends INSTANTANEOUSLY. While I pour my drink, I tweet about it. [...]

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FOR MY BDAY I WANT A REALLY COOL VIBRATOR

It’s important to surround yourself with COOL SHIT. For example, if I am meeting a new person or going to a party, their apartment needs to have lots of eclectic crap we can all sit around and look at and say OMG you’re into so and so? ME TOO. soooo random!
That’s why it’s so great [...]

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THE (IN)VISIBLE CAMERA

I took this picture of myself with my 6megpix digicam in the mirror. I wanted to put on a pretty dress and document it for my blog. I just wanted to capture myself quickly so all my friends/fans could see my awesome new buy. 
I took this pic of myself with my 6megpix digicam in the [...]

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VISUAL ESSAYS

As a TA for a visual studies and communications class, I like to give my students assignments that will really make them think about how to convey information visually. I assigned my freshmen with the task of creating a VISUAL ESSAY. Without words they must tell the story of their weekend. Perhaps their roommate bitched [...]

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BEFORE I BLACK OUT–I CAPTURE MY MEMORIES ONTO IMOVIE

I attend a large university where I am getting my PhD in Creative Visual Analysis and Applications of Space. My large university is in a “college town.” Often when I drive around at night drinking coffee and thinking really hard about what I’m going to write my thesis on I see the UNDERGRADS being drunk [...]

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