It’s important to surround yourself with COOL SHIT. For example, if I am meeting a new person or going to a party, their apartment needs to have lots of eclectic crap we can all sit around and look at and say OMG you’re into so and so? ME TOO. soooo random!
That’s why it’s so great that UO sells stuff like sweet headphones
and vintage sewing machines
and burger phones
so everyone can see how amazing/unique I am.
But even my “private moments” (er sometimes they’re not soooo private….) merit the same level of coolness.
I need this am app vibrator. I just realized how lame I must look when I GET THERE with this shit
LAME
I don’t think I can GET OFF anymore like I used to. If I continue to use these “toys” I will feel less than adequate. I will feel like I’m not really being ALL THAT I CAN BE. I will have trouble reaching orgasm if I don’t love myself for having the neatest equipment.
ur the one that i want
Like my clothes, my records, my books, my shoes, my furniture—my vibrator must be retro and cool. It must speak to the past. It must fulfil me in a way that contemporary/mainstream vibrators cannot. If I get INTO IT with a really unique artsy guy, he will want to know he can pleasure me/watch me pleasure myself IN STYLE.
sigh. i just need to be able to get off again. feeling pretty unsatisfied lately.