tit tweeter
I’m a strong, independent, busy woman. Sometimes multitasking gets SOO rough that I wish I just had two more hands. I am really fortunate that I am skilled enough to use my tits as that second pair. Now information can be disseminated to my friends INSTANTANEOUSLY. While I pour my drink, I tweet about it. I don’t have to wait until I’m done. It’s important to get your vital info out there ASAP before someone beats you to it.
I feel fortunate for this skill. I am pretty sure it will come in handy WHEN I REALLY NEED IT. For example, if I cannot get a job with my silly degree in CONCEPTS/IDEAS, I can tweet my misery away while I make booger sandwiches at my local Dominoes.
I will be pretty cynical about my life situation so I will make sure to let everyone know how BADASS and rebellious I am by tweeting about my booger exploits.
Or, if I get a lil HOTTER and SLUTTIER I can get a job as a BARTENDER on the HILLS.
I can tweet my lines to my friends while I’m performing with Spencer. I can tweet LC after meeting her on set to see if I can get the People’s Revolution Job. I am really good at making labels on the computer.
Ultimately, my skills will be most appreciated mid sex. I will be able to tweet during the act rather than asking to be excused to get my phone when it makes a silly message noise.
u looked so silly when you had to get ur phone.