I think a lot about footwear.
When I was a hostess at Macaroni Grill circa 2000 one of the senior servers told me to only sit people at his section who were wearing NICE SHOES. That comment made a lasting impression on me. He told me that you could tell a person by their shoes.
I think [...]
So like, I am totally boy crazy right? And yet–def do not show enough HOT GUYS on this blog. Don’t want you guys to think I’m a lezzy….or a MAN HATER.
But when it comes to guys, I have pretty UNIQUE tastes. I hate assholes, douchebags and anyone everyone else likes. Sometimes I go for an [...]
I have been pretty confused lately about the line between porn and art. I know it is supposed to be I KNOW IT WHEN I SEE IT, but sometimes I don’t know what it IS that I am seeing.
I found this. I like this song. I think there might be a deeper message here.
The swirly-ness [...]
Part of my research for my thesis in Creative Visual Studies entails looking at art that appropriates canonical works that have preceded it. Many artists often borrow the language of artists who have come before them to comment on the political undertones of where art has been and where it lies stagnant today. Here is an obvious [...]
I was looking for some artsy photo prints to decorate my apartment via Nylon’s SHOP HERE FOR COOL SHIT section and I found this pic and it made me really horny. I imagine this girl is me. I’ve fallen into a huge vat of gumballs and they’re tickling my crotch with colorful anticipation of a [...]
Wanted to remind you all that its breast cancer awareness week. To help raise awareness for breast cancer, the Breast Cancer Foundation for Medical Research has come out with a new genetic line of pink dolphins. They will be swimming along the East Coast all this week to bring attention to women in need.
I got my period today. Been feeling pretty emotional—cried on my way to school when I saw some kids walking their new puppy. They looked pretty happy.
Whenever I bleed I get to thinking about all the failed romances in my life. I think about all the dates I go on with guys who just want [...]
Had a really bad day yesterday. Accidentally erased my whole thesis from my hard drive. Forgot to back that shit up. Then I found out my family dog has cancer. Decided I needed to LET GO. Not care about life, or what’s right and wrong, what I’m supposed to do—just needed an ESCAPE.
Went out for [...]
I was browser window shopping today and I found am app trying to sell me this cute camera. I like how the pic is all grainy, I know I will be able to take an artsy pic with that camera. Don’t need the camera to look all shiny and new–just need it to take romantic [...]
Sometimes I feel like I am drowning. I’m asleep somewhere, but it is an unfamiliar place–it is not my bed. My underwear and the underwear of other women surround me. I am screaming for help, for my life, but there is no answer—just a FLASH of light and a slow stream of water/vodka/diamonds/urine cutting my [...]