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FOR MY BDAY I WANT A REALLY COOL VIBRATOR

It’s important to surround yourself with COOL SHIT. For example, if I am meeting a new person or going to a party, their apartment needs to have lots of eclectic crap we can all sit around and look at and say OMG you’re into so and so? ME TOO. soooo random!
That’s why it’s so great [...]

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THE (IN)VISIBLE CAMERA

I took this picture of myself with my 6megpix digicam in the mirror. I wanted to put on a pretty dress and document it for my blog. I just wanted to capture myself quickly so all my friends/fans could see my awesome new buy. 
I took this pic of myself with my 6megpix digicam in the [...]

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FOUND SECRET SOLICITATION POEMS

I just finished watching Dr. Phil today about THE DARK SIDE OF THE INTERNET. It was about everyday girls that find themselves prostituting themselves on craigslist, cause its like sooo easy to do it there.
The INTERNET can be a dark and scary place. It can be a place of sexual predators, neo nazis and terrorists [...]

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luvz when advertisers make high art references. and it’s like, I GET IT.

I get really excited when I feel like mainstream or slightly alternative companies are tapping into my core knowledge and love for high culture and fine art. It’s like they’re PAYING ATTENTION and finally realizing who they’re main audience is (me). It’s like a silly inside joke that only WE get (me and the advertisers). [...]

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THE GOAL OF THIS BLOG IS TO GET ME INTO A SMARTCAR SCAVENGER HUNT

I admire people who have managed to sleep/fuck/take photos/get PHOTO’ED enough to be able to make a living off of just that. It means you are a person who deserves to be watched, you’re someone who I find interesting. Found this via NYLON. I am glad at least this mag has money to give to [...]

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LOVE 2 HAVE BALLS IN MY PUSSY

I was looking for some artsy photo prints to decorate my apartment via Nylon’s SHOP HERE FOR COOL SHIT section and I found this pic and it made me really horny. I imagine this girl is me. I’ve fallen into a huge vat of gumballs and they’re tickling my crotch with colorful anticipation of a [...]

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GIVIN IT 2 U

I love am app ads because they’re like hot. I feel like I could be any of those girls because they’re just “normal” girls, getting their pic taken.
I can relate to am app ads because of the lo fi quality. I feel like I could make an ad like that.
When I was hitting puberty I [...]

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