My life is a performance. I am performing my role as a woman/girl/lady/person with a vagina every day. Sometimes I get confused though as to what kind of role am I supposed to be playing. Should I be cute today? Maybe I should be sexy instead. Should I play dumb or try and be a [...]
Kelly Clarkson is me. She is kinda ugly but not too bad looking when she gets dressed up/makes up her face/gets photoshopped. She is not thin but not really chubs…just kind of normal. She sings about real problems and feelings that I have. Like, whatever happened to miss independent? It’s like, sometimes we feel we [...]
I attend a large university where I am getting my PhD in Creative Visual Analysis and Applications of Space. My large university is in a “college town.” Often when I drive around at night drinking coffee and thinking really hard about what I’m going to write my thesis on I see the UNDERGRADS being drunk [...]
AN ODE TO PEREZ HILTON
Perez (Mario),
when i see you, i get kind of horny.
i kno ur gay, but it doesn’t stop me from fantasizing about u.
ur so powerful. celebs at ur mercy.
when i see ur picture i take off my top.
i asked this jesus guy to FEEL ME (he represents u as a christ figure [...]
I enjoy being young and single. But sometimes I wonder–why don’t I have a boyfriend? Is it me? Is it guys? I’m not sure.
I’m thankful for this new show that will tell me what it is I am doing wrong and how to finally land that man of my dreams.
I think the casting producer did [...]
When I grow up, I want to be a MUMMY. Before the Feminist movement, it was just assumed that all girls would grow up to be moms. In the 70s and 80s, women weren’t allowed to JUST WANT TO BE MOMS anymore. When we said what we wanted to be, we had to say like, doctor, [...]
So like, I am totally boy crazy right? And yet–def do not show enough HOT GUYS on this blog. Don’t want you guys to think I’m a lezzy….or a MAN HATER.
But when it comes to guys, I have pretty UNIQUE tastes. I hate assholes, douchebags and anyone everyone else likes. Sometimes I go for an [...]
Had a really bad day yesterday. Accidentally erased my whole thesis from my hard drive. Forgot to back that shit up. Then I found out my family dog has cancer. Decided I needed to LET GO. Not care about life, or what’s right and wrong, what I’m supposed to do—just needed an ESCAPE.
Went out for [...]