Category Archives: grl power

I TWEET WITH MY TITS

I’m a strong, independent, busy woman. Sometimes multitasking gets SOO rough that I wish I just had two more hands. I am really fortunate that I am skilled enough to use my tits as that second pair. Now information can be disseminated to my friends INSTANTANEOUSLY. While I pour my drink, I tweet about it. [...]

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FOR MY BDAY I WANT A REALLY COOL VIBRATOR

It’s important to surround yourself with COOL SHIT. For example, if I am meeting a new person or going to a party, their apartment needs to have lots of eclectic crap we can all sit around and look at and say OMG you’re into so and so? ME TOO. soooo random!
That’s why it’s so great [...]

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VISUAL ESSAYS

As a TA for a visual studies and communications class, I like to give my students assignments that will really make them think about how to convey information visually. I assigned my freshmen with the task of creating a VISUAL ESSAY. Without words they must tell the story of their weekend. Perhaps their roommate bitched [...]

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LUV 2 POO 4 U

You found me outside the potty/party. Maybe you thought I was sexy. Maybe you thought I was COOL.

I went into the potty with you. I don’t know why. Maybe because you had a camera. Maybe because you told me I was SEXY and COOL.
At first, I was a bit lost. It was smelly but I [...]

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PORN, ART OR CYBER DEBRIS?

I TROLL youtube a lot.  I love to watch videos of people I don’t know trying to get attention or reaching out for help/guidance/money. I see a lot of dance videos. I see a lot of lip syncing videos. It is rare that I see a video like this that transcends its genre of youngster/fat/crazy [...]

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I WANT TO GROW UP TO BE A MUMMY

 
 
 
When I grow up, I want to be a MUMMY. Before the Feminist movement, it was just assumed that all girls would grow up to be moms. In the 70s and 80s, women weren’t allowed to JUST WANT TO BE MOMS anymore. When we said what we wanted to be, we had to say like, doctor, [...]

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I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN

I hate it when guys think I can’t do something just because I’m a girl/woman. Even though I am a woman, I can MOVE SHIT, I can CARRY THINGS, I can MOW THE LAWN, I can even TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE (barely though, it’s pretty heavy sometimes). 
I think this mentality is really changing though. People [...]

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FILTHY N CONFUSED

I have been pretty confused lately about the line between porn and art. I know it is supposed to be I KNOW IT WHEN I SEE IT, but sometimes I don’t know what it IS that I am seeing. 
I found this. I like this song. I think there might be a deeper message here.

The swirly-ness [...]

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TIT CANCER AWARENESS WEEK

 

Wanted to remind you all that its breast cancer awareness week. To help raise awareness for breast cancer, the Breast Cancer Foundation for Medical Research has come out with a new genetic line of pink dolphins. They will be swimming along the East Coast all this week to bring attention to women in need.

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WE’LL NEVER SURVIVE UNLESS: WE GET A LITTLE CRAZY

Had a really bad day yesterday. Accidentally erased my whole thesis from my hard drive. Forgot to back that shit up. Then I found out my family dog has cancer. Decided I needed to LET GO. Not care about life, or what’s right and wrong, what I’m supposed to do—just needed an ESCAPE. 
Went out for [...]

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