This man in this bubble bath has the power to make me famous. He has the power to make me feel beautiful. I masturbate to him. I masturbate to the thought of seducing him with my amazingness and being his everything. I want to be special to him. I want to be his best PHOTO [...]
Kelly Clarkson is me. She is kinda ugly but not too bad looking when she gets dressed up/makes up her face/gets photoshopped. She is not thin but not really chubs…just kind of normal. She sings about real problems and feelings that I have. Like, whatever happened to miss independent? It’s like, sometimes we feel we [...]
AN ODE TO PEREZ HILTON
Perez (Mario),
when i see you, i get kind of horny.
i kno ur gay, but it doesn’t stop me from fantasizing about u.
ur so powerful. celebs at ur mercy.
when i see ur picture i take off my top.
i asked this jesus guy to FEEL ME (he represents u as a christ figure [...]
I enjoy being young and single. But sometimes I wonder–why don’t I have a boyfriend? Is it me? Is it guys? I’m not sure.
I’m thankful for this new show that will tell me what it is I am doing wrong and how to finally land that man of my dreams.
I think the casting producer did [...]
So like, I am totally boy crazy right? And yet–def do not show enough HOT GUYS on this blog. Don’t want you guys to think I’m a lezzy….or a MAN HATER.
But when it comes to guys, I have pretty UNIQUE tastes. I hate assholes, douchebags and anyone everyone else likes. Sometimes I go for an [...]