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PEREZ HILTON MAKES ME HORNY

By BRBY | March 29, 2009

 
AN ODE TO PEREZ HILTON
Perez (Mario),
when i see you, i get kind of horny.
i kno ur gay, but it doesn’t stop me from fantasizing about u.
ur so powerful. celebs at ur mercy.
when i see ur picture  i take off my top.
i asked this jesus guy to FEEL ME (he represents u as a christ figure [...]

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LOVE 2 HAVE BALLS IN MY PUSSY

By BRBY | March 4, 2009

I was looking for some artsy photo prints to decorate my apartment via Nylon’s SHOP HERE FOR COOL SHIT section and I found this pic and it made me really horny. I imagine this girl is me. I’ve fallen into a huge vat of gumballs and they’re tickling my crotch with colorful anticipation of a [...]

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