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I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY LIFE

My life is a performance. I am performing my role as a woman/girl/lady/person with a vagina every day. Sometimes I get confused though as to what kind of role am I supposed to be playing. Should I be cute today? Maybe I should be sexy instead. Should I play dumb or try and be a [...]

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I TWEET WITH MY TITS

I’m a strong, independent, busy woman. Sometimes multitasking gets SOO rough that I wish I just had two more hands. I am really fortunate that I am skilled enough to use my tits as that second pair. Now information can be disseminated to my friends INSTANTANEOUSLY. While I pour my drink, I tweet about it. [...]

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VISUAL ESSAYS

As a TA for a visual studies and communications class, I like to give my students assignments that will really make them think about how to convey information visually. I assigned my freshmen with the task of creating a VISUAL ESSAY. Without words they must tell the story of their weekend. Perhaps their roommate bitched [...]

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PEREZ HILTON MAKES ME HORNY

 
AN ODE TO PEREZ HILTON
Perez (Mario),
when i see you, i get kind of horny.
i kno ur gay, but it doesn’t stop me from fantasizing about u.
ur so powerful. celebs at ur mercy.
when i see ur picture  i take off my top.
i asked this jesus guy to FEEL ME (he represents u as a christ figure [...]

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LUV 2 POO 4 U

You found me outside the potty/party. Maybe you thought I was sexy. Maybe you thought I was COOL.

I went into the potty with you. I don’t know why. Maybe because you had a camera. Maybe because you told me I was SEXY and COOL.
At first, I was a bit lost. It was smelly but I [...]

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I WANT TO GROW UP TO BE A MUMMY

 
 
 
When I grow up, I want to be a MUMMY. Before the Feminist movement, it was just assumed that all girls would grow up to be moms. In the 70s and 80s, women weren’t allowed to JUST WANT TO BE MOMS anymore. When we said what we wanted to be, we had to say like, doctor, [...]

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ALL YOUR BUTTS ARE BELONG TO US

Part of my research for my thesis in Creative Visual Studies entails looking at art that appropriates canonical works that have preceded it. Many artists often borrow the language of artists who have come before them to comment on the political undertones of where art has been and where it lies stagnant today. Here is an obvious [...]

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WE’LL NEVER SURVIVE UNLESS: WE GET A LITTLE CRAZY

Had a really bad day yesterday. Accidentally erased my whole thesis from my hard drive. Forgot to back that shit up. Then I found out my family dog has cancer. Decided I needed to LET GO. Not care about life, or what’s right and wrong, what I’m supposed to do—just needed an ESCAPE. 
Went out for [...]

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DROWNING

Sometimes I feel like I am drowning. I’m asleep somewhere, but it is an unfamiliar place–it is not my bed. My underwear and the underwear of other women surround me. I am screaming for help, for my life, but there is no answer—just a FLASH of light and a slow stream of water/vodka/diamonds/urine cutting my [...]

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