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PEREZ HILTON MAKES ME HORNY

By BRBY | March 29, 2009

 
AN ODE TO PEREZ HILTON
Perez (Mario),
when i see you, i get kind of horny.
i kno ur gay, but it doesn’t stop me from fantasizing about u.
ur so powerful. celebs at ur mercy.
when i see ur picture  i take off my top.
i asked this jesus guy to FEEL ME (he represents u as a christ figure [...]

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THIS IS MY LIFE

By BRBY | March 17, 2009

I saw this on Perez and it scared me. I think it is easy for people just to see a mass of people here and not see the individual. It is easy for us to look at these pixelated blobs and say, wow how crazy. Or, stupid chicks. Or OMG, can’t believe how effed up [...]

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